When u feel really hot but look terrible in all your selfies
the best thing about having the house to myself is that I can make breakfast in my underwear
‘you’re beautiful’ i whisper as i trail my cursor down your face
Imagine Teddy getting a howler from Tonks and he starts to freak out but when he opens it, it’s like
TEDDY GUESS WHAT, THE WEIRD SISTERS ARE COMING TO TOWN. PACK YOUR THINGS, SON, I ALREADY TALKED TO MCGONAGALL AND SHE SAID IT’S COOL. MERLIN’S PANTS I’M SO EXCITED. DON’T TELL ANYONE OKAY, MAYBE YOU SHOULDN’T TELL DAD EITHER. OH FUCK, IS THIS A HOWLER? I FUCKED UP, I FUCKED UP.
And Remus at the teachers table covering his face to hide his laughter.
quick, we need to passionately make out for science
*stands outside Harvard waiting for cute nerdy potential billionaires*
when you get insulted and you pretend like it doesn’t hurt: